What is "Marketing"?

You see a gorgeous man at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous man. One of your friends goes up to him, pointing at you and says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous man at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day, you call and say,  “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous man. You put on your lipstick, fix your hair, straighten your bra. You walk up to him and offer a beer. You start an excellent conversation, make him laugh, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous man. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand-Recognition.